WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M SIGNED UP FOR THE KISSING BOOTH?!

[whoops the screen shakes a bit]

SOMEONE HELP ME A FIND A SWORD, I'LL CARVE THAT BASTARD'S STOMACH OUT MYSELF.

[grumble grumble under his breath ( Read more... )

So, what do little girls like to do in a day? How does one keep them entertained for long periods of time? It shouldn't be that hard, but does anyone have any suggestions that might be helpful?

( [Filtered to the Watch] )

[Reno does not look amused] This is getting fucking ridiculous. People keep showing up, not knowing shit, an' basically making my job hard as fuck. So, for the guys who showed up the other day, here's a rundown.

[it goes to TEXT for a second]

( OOC Cut )

[There is a man on the network with brown, slicked back hair and a small smirk plastered on his face. There is something about the man’s face where you can tell that he possesses no good intentions. There is something hidden, but for reasons unknown. He tips his head in greeting before he starts.]

Greetings, Users.

[There’s a small hint of ( Read more... )

[After much fumbling, the live audio feed comes first. People who are listening can hear small noises of frustration.

How-? Mm... Why can't I...?

[The voice sounds young, perhaps too young for comfort. Suddenly, the video switches on and people can see a lot of brown hair, followed by a young face. The girl's mouth is set into a pout until she ( Read more... )

[The screen is out of focus for a long moment. Fingers move in and out of frame and finally the device is tampered with enough that the blurry figure becomes clear. A man, black suit, severe hair and a severe expression on his face to match. It's not that he's angry, exactly. But he's not happy so why should anything but a neutral face be shown?]I ( Read more... )

What is gum?

What is a Neku?

What does "statue" mean to Users?

( FESTIVAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! OOC cut for length and banter. )

[There’s some commotion as the feed pops on. Maka’s setting up the communicator across from Soul, checking the view before she leaves it where it is and walks back over to her partner, standing behind him and sort of...draping over his shoulder. She’s positively beaming, and her smile couldn’t possibly get any bigger without completely overtaking ( Read more... )

[For an energetic ninja, Yuffie isn't looking all that energetic. In fact, when the image clicks on, she's bundled in blankets and only her head is poking out from the cushy mass.]

I hate this! What happened to the warmth? The nice, comfortable weather where a girl can walk around in shorts and not feel like she's going to die a horrible and cold ( Read more... )